For many it may be the greatest game of all time, but if we are honest, Quidditch is rubbish. The name sounds quite nice: Quidditch. But the scoring? What a bummer! If a player scores with a Quaffle his team receives 10 points. If a seeker captures the Golden Snitch his team gets 150 points and the game is over. So why the fuck should hunters, chasers and beaters work their fingers to the bone? If they don’t change that rule Quidditch will always remain a marginal phenomenon in sport.